cozican(T)

adulting:

There’s nothing worse than a weird, wan handshake. Ugh. So when someone goes to shake your hand — or, even better, you initiate the shake — give a nice, firm but not boa constrictor-like handshake, look them in the eyes, smile and say, “Nice to meet you.”

Pro-champion tip: When you shake, cup your hand slightly. This prevents aggro dudes from crushing your fingers to prove their virility.